So here we are... Christmas is fast approaching and you still don't know what to buy your co-worker for that lame Christmas party your office is having. I know, you really didn't want to go because everyone will be drunk and Gary from Human Resources is going to be hitting on everyone again... even the men, but you feel compelled to go and share what the true meaning of Christmas is to your inebriated friends.
What a better way to present the Gospel to these drunkards than through the purchase of a pound of freshly roasted coffee! But that's not just any pound of freshly roasted coffee is it? Well for $13 I certainly hope not! Through the purchase of this pound of freshly roasted coffee, you will help send a poor visionary missionary to Guatemala to harvest the next crop of that very same La Armonia Hermosa that your drunken friend will be enjoying on these cold winter mornings. Also, you will help ensure that the farmer will get an even larger amount than fair trade companies guarantee. Finally, you will be assured that every step along the way, we are raising both the standard of living of the individual involved as well as the quality of the coffee itself. How can you loose?
If you are interested in purchasing a pound of this coffee (and who wouldn't be, I mean... honestly?) Feel free to contact me at emailphilroberts@gmail.com or by phone at 937.232.1793
Thanks!!!
This sounds very nice and all, but I really want to avoid Gary after what happened last year, and I'm not up to embracing the awkward yet! Can I just give you the $5 you'll get from the sale and cut out the whole transaction? I don't even have a coffee pot, and we are in a recession, you know!!!
ReplyDeletePut aside at least one pound for me. Let me know when's the best time to get it. I think we're coming down with Rob & Heather for the OTR shindig on the 20th so maybe then.
ReplyDeleteTommy, I'm glad to hear that you want to support me, although saddened that the support would stop there! But, of course you could.
ReplyDelete(and we'll work on getting you a coffee pot!)